August 12, 2014

(Source: bloodydifficult, via mcconaughi)

August 12, 2014

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

image

I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

image

the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

image

image

image

We did it kids

welcome to the internet

(Source: cockroachspook, via sweaterschool)

August 12, 2014

Rose Tyler Appreciation Week:

↳ day one: moment you fell in love with rose

(via classfirefly)

August 12, 2014

sorelatable:

if i shout “hey now hey now” and you don’t respond with “this is what dreams are made of” we can’t be friends

(via thedweebiest)

August 12, 2014

(Source: mattsgifs, via mcconaughi)

August 12, 2014
twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

(Source: andrewjelqingjihad, via mcconaughi)

August 12, 2014
http://vanillacokeplz.tumblr.com/post/94502397628/my-room-mate-jessica-is-a-thief-and-a-compulsive

vanillacokeplz:

My room mate Jessica is a thief and a compulsive liar. She claims her stuff has been stolen and then she goes ahead and steals all my shit and brings it to her parents house. Pathetic. She is a hypocrite who loves to talk about how she loves her enemies and turns the other cheek, but she’s full of…

oh also, she hasn’t payed fucking anything at all this month

(Source: bukakeprincess)

August 12, 2014

spinningrims:

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

(via thedweebiest)

August 12, 2014

(Source: queenshannel, via thesethingshappengerald)

August 12, 2014

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

imageimage

(Source: catsfurever, via thesethingshappengerald)

August 12, 2014

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

(via thesethingshappengerald)

August 12, 2014

the-goddamazon:

miradori:

mandavee:

mistuhsunny:

I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito.  All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.

image

…what the fuck

BRUH

(via thedweebiest)

August 12, 2014

(Source: zombiehunterdon, via sweaterschool)

August 12, 2014

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

(via thesethingshappengerald)

August 12, 2014
daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
icarus:
icarus: im gonna fuck the sun
Liked posts on Tumblr: More liked posts »