i don’t understand what’s going on here
someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing
She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CLOTHING LIFE HACKS
My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.
Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.
Good to know
sit back and enjoy a glass of wine like a single mom after she puts the kids to sleep
I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.
ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle
IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE FUUUUUCK
i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying
this is too much power for one person to have
today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
how do you get detention in drama
long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident
how do you kick a ceiling
@dessa & I playing Lincoln Hall in Chicago this New Years Eve with our full live bands.
Visit ASTRONAUTALIS.COM for tickets and info.
DON’T DELAY! THIS WILL SELL OUT!
never wanted to be in Chicago so bad
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DON’T EXPLAIN HOW SHERLOCK DID IT I’M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A BUILDING...
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner...