do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop
I’m doing it
running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more
bottom of marshmallow is warm
the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it
the chocolate is melting
i touched it and that happened
We did it kids
welcome to the internet
if i shout “hey now hey now” and you don’t respond with “this is what dreams are made of” we can’t be friends
i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI
My room mate Jessica is a thief and a compulsive liar. She claims her stuff has been stolen and then she goes ahead and steals all my shit and brings it to her parents house. Pathetic. She is a hypocrite who loves to talk about how she loves her enemies and turns the other cheek, but she’s full of…
oh also, she hasn’t payed fucking anything at all this month
i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito. All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.
…what the fuck
|daedalus:||icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun|
|icarus:||im gonna fuck the sun|
- “A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking. Because her trust is not in the branch but in her own wings. Believe in yourself.”
I have 2 litres of mint chocolate chip for under 1.50 and the house alone, this was a good day.
- Anonymous said:WILL THERE BE A MOVIE FOR LOOKING FIF ALASKA?!? I WILL DONATE MY KIDNEY IF YOU REPLY
I don’t know if there will be a Looking for Alaska movie. I don’t own the movie rights and will never own them (I sold them to Paramount way back...